HEB owns the Spurs
For those of you who aren’t Texans, HEB is the largest grocery chain in the state; they’re very much like a toned-down version of Wal-Mart. Think Piggly Wiggly but with class and less rednecks (usually).
I think this is almost not funny until Manu leaves; that part makes the commercial.
Thanks to KMGoSpurs at SpursReport for the link.